we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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