I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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