I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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