what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So much rum. So many feels.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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