I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i came on her dog
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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