is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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