love makes seman taste better
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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