worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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