He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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