She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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