they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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