also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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