Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
My dick has a subreddit
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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