just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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go home
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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