have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
3 2 1 whiskey
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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