ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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