awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
do nipples grow back?
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