I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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