I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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