Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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