Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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