I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Randomize