its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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