so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We talked him into tasing himself.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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