Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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