We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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