Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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