do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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