i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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