You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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