her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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