i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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