My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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