I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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