I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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