im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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