Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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