I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
