when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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