So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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