I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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