I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It was confusing and full of hummus
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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