There was a lot of him and a little penis
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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