Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he fucked my hip out of place.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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