called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Sorry about my life...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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