I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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