my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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