If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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