Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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