Fuck appropriateness.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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