I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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