So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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