Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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